Most People Bomb Columbia’s 40-Question Gatekeeper Quiz – Can You Ace It and Get “Admitted”?

I’m obsessed with digging up vintage college entrance exams and pretending I’m still sharp enough to get in. Spoiler: I usually flop spectacularly. But these 40 questions? They’re straight from Columbia’s legendary “gatekeeper” archive—brutal logic traps, obscure history, and math that makes grown adults cry. Back in the day, bombing this meant instant rejection; today, it’s your shot at fake glory. I’ve turned the original essay nightmares into multiple-choice mercy. Ace all 40 and earn your pixelated “Congratulations, you’re Columbia material!” letter. Fail… and join the 99% who never stood a chance. Ready to risk your ego?

Rejected on the Spot – Columbia’s Doorman Just Slammed the Gate

I’m obsessed with digging up vintage college entrance exams and pretending I’m still sharp enough to get in. Spoiler: I usually flop spectacularly. But these 40 questions? They’re straight from Columbia’s legendary “gatekeeper” archive—brutal logic traps, obscure history, and math that makes grown adults cry. Back in the day, bombing this meant instant rejection; today, it’s your shot at fake glory. I’ve turned the original essay nightmares into multiple-choice mercy. Ace all 40 and earn your pixelated “Congratulations, you’re Columbia material!” letter. Fail… and join the 99% who never stood a chance. Ready to risk your ego?