I may claim to be a writer, but when it comes to describing movies, I’m definitely no professional critic. In fact, my specialty seems to be taking the plot of a perfectly good superhero movie and explaining it in the worst, most confusing way possible. But here’s the challenge: if you truly love superhero films, these hilariously bad summaries shouldn’t throw you off at all. Think you can still recognize your favorite heroes and epic adventures through my awful retellings? Then it’s time to prove it. Quiz takers, assemble—and may the best fan win!