Buffets are a wild, glittering wonderland where manners are optional, dessert comes first, and chaos reigns supreme. How you behave in front of a self-serve mac and cheese tray says more about your personality than any therapist ever could. Whether you're the one hoarding shrimp, mixing three kinds of pasta, or subtly judging everyone else's plate choices, your buffet strategy reveals your quirkiest habits and deepest tendencies. It's not just about what you eat—it’s how you eat it, how much, and whether you dare to dip again. Ready to find out what your buffet choices secretly say about you?